5 Fun stuff
HUMOUR
Simon's cat
http://imgur.com/gallery/R7pi6
Dilbert
Darwin Awards
IgNobel prizes
https://improbable.com/ig/winners/
'Learn something new every day' (click on 'Next Article' at the bottom):
http://nowiknow.com/artificial-intelligence
Full size Millenium Falcon
http://www.facebook.com/fullscalefalcon
Cartoons for scientists
http://www.chrismadden.co.uk/cartoons/science-cartoons/science-cartoons-select.html
TRANSPORT
Insane commuting, Black Devil, Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAVxpPnUpDE
And if you thought that was crazy, try the tunnel wheelie at 05:10:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=falIjOa8aMA
Avocado car, anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ahVMeza8Q
Seaside fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVdH_dYlVB8
ELECTRONICS
http://smithsonianchips.si.edu/chipfun/graff.htm
MOVIES
'Time Trap', a quirky Sci-fi short
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQr4BAAdCak
MUSIC
Heavy dude Bill Bailey's version of Metallica's Enter Sandman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSgYTV-Tks0
04:45: Bouillon spoon (Downton Abbey Jamaican dub Reggae)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NbnQZrK8xA
06:35: A long walk down a windy beach to a café that was closed (Limboland)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTNVmJhsLU8
Ben Lapps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbv2vOX71hM
Street musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOy4fd2QzjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsmeuC38nkw
Good listening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYaKO0VuFB0&feature=related
Best p*ss take ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZM0EGBdHOw
What the Tek 7912AD was originally used for. We now know better?
Real Solution #9 (Mambo Mania Mix) (Explicit), Album "Supersexy swingin' sounds",
Producer White zombie, 1996 UMG Recordings Inc Released 01/01/96
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRYYIEitHAk
OLD STUFF I LIKE (a tiny snippet)
I like to dance. Unlike most others, I dance to each note as well as the rhythm. I move my fingers to every note, and all aspects of my body to the beat. A downside is when I really get moving it's a good idea not be be close because I have long arms that can cause considerable injury.
I miss the old days when music was fast, frantic, danceable and you could actually hear the words. Here's some old stuff I like. Yes, these are ancient, but it was an era when rhythm and song made life. Nowadays when mass media is king, any hick who can half sing and doesn't have a clue about a fretboard can get in the charts. These were the bad old days when REAL bands were formed by people with REAL talent who played REAL music. Even if they didn't then, if they survived they sure as hell did later.
Unfortunately nowadays Google forces mind numbingly irritiating ads:
Santana Soul sacrifice, Woodstock 1969:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaaT_HRb4GU
Santana Evil ways, Woodstock 1969:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPauXWjY4T8
Canned heat Woodstock Boogie, 1969:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRYKAMjKgto
The Jimi Hendrix Experience: Voodoo Child (Slight Return) (Live In Maui, 1970):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfnlYbFEiE
Pink Fairies: Uncle Harry's Last Freak-Out, 1971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRRpquFB8sE
Pink Floyd live at Pompeiii 1972:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGwPSPIhohk
Chick Corea: Return to Forever, Romantic Warrior, 1976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-8fTjnQwEc
Al Di Meola Casino, Fantasia suite for two guitars, 1978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEAFbrvffow
Can, Vitamin C, 1982:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXsd5W8ofDw
Can, Halleluhwah, 1989:
Frontman Dame Suzuki sounds largely insane until you realise he has perfect rhythm and the perfect voice for the band. Although seemingly simplicitive and repetitive, Jaki Liebezeit's drum sequence is uniquely difficult and outrageosly good. The lyrics are complete BS but the music was (and still is) groundbreaking. IMO the drummer is the band (a friend at my university who was also a drummer, pointed out the little 'click' in every roll is incredibly difficult to replicate).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ukhZgsC4vc
Yello: vicious Games, 1985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COrHxDsaTJI&list=RDEMjIxTxcKqmUTrh4nDxHuS6A&index=4
Joe Satriani, satch boogie, 1987:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt3ImNur5ig
Propellerheads Bang on!, 1998:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LTN3Q212tc
Fischer Z, Limbo (just fun)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBzSW-7symU
Bunker song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzLLKfqEbbI
Cruise Missiles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4rTdbghI6Q
Stiff Little Fingers, Roots Radicals Rockers And Reggae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x-gaTyH30w
The Only One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-zLYmSuPeM
Lila Downs. the lyrics are hilarious, the music is a treat:
La Cucaracha from Una Sangre (one blood), 2004:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ45f6y2NIM
La Cumbia del Mole (live), 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtFlBWt864c
Ozrick Tentacles 2006 album The floor's too far way, Spacebase:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2HFzl23sEE
LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID
Supercharge, Local lads make good: I knew she was a nice girl (because she moved the dishes first)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls4XX4JXKDs
Loz's magnificent 7-tone fart symphony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI
Armageddon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quqGKDqi3Yw
MEMORABLE QUOTATIONS
John Brennan, former CIA director, regarding Trump:
'When the full extent of your venality, moral turpitude, and political corruption becomes known, you will take your rightful place as a disgraced demagogue in the dustbin of history.'
Walter Shaub, former director of the Office of Government Ethics:
'It is incomprehensible to me that a moron like this holds the highest office in the land and that there exist people stupid enough to think this is OK. I can't believe that in 2020 I have to caution anyone listening to the president that injecting disinfectant could kill you.'
Regarding UK PM Theresa May's third attempt to get Parliament's approval of her virtually unchanged Brexit deal with the EU: TV host Emily Maitlis told minister Tobias Ellwood:
'You're putting back on the table a horse so dead, flogged to death, it's practically a glue stick.'
From a BBC News web page:
'The secret of enjoying good wine:
1. Open the bottle and allow it to breathe.
2. If it's not breathing give it mouth to mouth.'
CHEMISTRY
Chemical compounds with unusual names
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names
BIOLOGY
The Fly Trap, by Fredrik Sjöberg, ISBN-10:184614776X / ISBN-13:978-1846147760
'I realised I had to write my book for people not interested in flies'.
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/jun/14/fredrik-sjoberg-hoverflies-the-fly-trap
To know a fly, humorous (if cruel) tale by famous biologist Vincent Dethier, ISBN 0816222401
The cartoon on page 18 accurately depicts female eyes further apart than male eyes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Dethier
To love a fly Late October 2019, a small house fly flew into the top floor flat where I was staying. I noticed it on the patio doors and assumed it wanted to go out so I opened the doors but instead it flew deeper inside. Despite leaving the door open for some appreciable time it stayed well away. The next day when the sun was out I noticed it on the door again and I again offered it a way out but again it refused, even though I left it open a good half hour. It was obvious it didn't want to go out so I gave up opening the door, which suited me as I hate the cold too.
I'm quite fond of flies having spend a significant amount of time marvelling at their complex bodies revealed by SLR macro setups in various tropical environments across the World. My favourite is a huge beautiful robber fly I captured in Cairns that buzzed like a bumblebee [Photography, 4: Flies Bees Wasps Hornets].
But this was more than just a fly buzzing around me; it seemed to like being near humans. The next day it buzzed a workman in the flat to his annoyance and that evening buzzed my partner on the other side of the room, much to her disgust.
After a couple more days it took to landing on the top of my old XP PC, sitting a mere 12 inches from my head, or standing in the middle of the buttons on the calculator I leave on top of it. I eventually worked out it liked the PC because it was warm. Flies don't have human like body organs but they do have cell like structures with similar functions. Between them is a liquid like substance (hemolymph) and when it's cold it's less runny, so flies need to warm up before they can function normally.
After a bit of research I discovered female flies' eyes are further apart than male flies and comparing images on the net, I concluded it was a female, which I had begun to suspect from the way it preened itself on my dressing gown whilst I wore it. I read female flies are the ones that like decomposing matter because they lay their eggs in it, and male flies like sweet things such as ice cream.
Wary of a fly that could carry bacteria around I decided to tempt her with a less toxic diet. I left a tray by the calculator that once had a sweet strawberry tart in it, still littered with the remains of its sickly sweet strawberry compote, but she shunned it.
Flies eat by 'barfing' over a substance to reduce it to a liquid to suck up. Here's a great video:
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1974t3b/how_flies_actually_eat_your_food/?rdt=34018
I decided I might have more luck with a ready-made liquid treat. I sprinkled a small amount of drinking chocolate powder onto a drop of water on a teaspoon, slowly placed it on top of the PC in front of the calculator and enticed her towards it.
Flies taste with their feet and after a few tentative steps it stuck its proboscis into the liquid, at first a few slurps then becoming faster and more frantic, almost like a toddler discovering sweets.
After a long time and after she had stuffed herself silly, she retired to the top of the PC, clearly too engorged to climb up onto her favourite position on the calculator. After a few minutes I heard a short buzz as she tried to take off but hilariously she was too full to even do that. I counted a good hour
before she could fly again.
A couple of days later when she was on my calculator I took an eye loupe I use to magnify small objects and slowly edged it to a couple of inches away from her to get a good look. She was certainly young and healthy (I get small yet bold jumping spiders in the bathroom that I thought were also being friendly until I looked more closely and found them grey and therefore old and dying when they emerge fearless. I wondered she was the same, but she was in fine fettle).
As I held the loupe up against her to get her in focus, amazingly she moved her head to look at me, then even more amazingly walked over and stared back at me through the loupe! Half an inch away! Embarrassed (at the same time thinking, 'this is getting silly'), I slowly moved the loupe away and she stood there for a while, before wandering back to the middle of the keys.
I took a photo of her on the top of the PC using flash with the simple point and shoot camera I had there at the time. I expected the flash to drive her off instantly, but she stayed put. Normally they fly off before the image sensor has time to register their presence, but not this fly. It didn't budge.
At night she disappeared into the flat to sleep somewhere, I've no idea where, but every morning when I first appeared in the kitchen she would come out to greet me with a frantic aerial fly-by above my head, almost like an excited puppy greeting its master, and I would respond "'Morning, fly".
Once I was sat working at my PC, she seemed happy to stand on the calculator for hours on end, but sometimes flew down to investigate what I was doing. Sometimes I'd be sitting at the PC and she would land on the clothes I was wearing, or on the back of my hand even though I was moving it to control the mouse, then wander around in a ticklish fashion before flying back up to the calculator. Annoyingly, she seemed to prefer walking on my skin more after I had just had a bath, but no-one ever got sick when the fly was in the flat.
Occasionally she would buzz my head or land on it, then return to the PC top or calculator. Sometimes she buzzed my face so close I could feel the draught from her tiny wings, which I rather enjoyed.
Although my partner understandably didn't like her, she became a part of our household. One morning I came up for breakfast and noticed the fly was absent. I asked my partner if she'd seen it and she replied "The fly's not up yet"! I think it actually heard my voice because it then appeared.
In 2024 this doesn't seem to seem to be so far fetched as it appears some male fruit flies 'talk' with their wings to attract females; whilst not a fruit fly, it is remotely possible she could hear me:
It's also possible she had feelings too:
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20211126-why-insects-are-more-sensitive-than-they-seem
Every now and then the fly flew off for a few hours, but she always came back to me. Often she followed
me as I walked around. If I went into the kitchen (the top floor is open plan with a kitchen in the middle), she often excitedly buzzed my head, but interestingly she never tried to land on our food.
Often after I'd got up off my computer chair she went and landed on it, or on my discarded clothes when the Sun came out, and walked over them.
On another occasion she landed on my partner's laptop, eliciting an expected cry of disgust 'Yuuugh! Your fly's here!'. I walked over and told the fly she didn't like it and pointed to my PC, ushering it away and indicating it should instead go back to my PC, which it did.
One morning I was sitting at my PC in shadow and as the Sun slowly rose and the fly was preening itself on my dressing gown as usual (I loved the way she raised and wiggled her wings, see video bottom right), also in the dark. I pointed up to the thin ray of sun on the wall behind me and said to the fly "You should be up there where it's warm". Almost immediately she flew up and stood in the sun on the wall. A crazy co-incidence? Or perhaps she regarded me as its guardian and did actually understand? Perhaps I was the first creature she encountered after 'birth' and it bonded to me? Can flies actually bond?! The PC below was warmer; did she stand on my calculator because it had my DNA on it?
Another morning I was sitting at my PC reading the news online whilst eating a bowl of cereal for breakfast. The fly flew down onto the desk and I said 'wait until I've finished, then you can go in the bowl'. It did wait. I finished the bowl, pointed to it and said 'in you go' and in she went although I don't think she liked milk as she didn't stay in long. Another crazy co-incidence?
The craziest of all: one morning I woke up late, around 10am, after a late night and a much needed lie-in. The flat is two-floors with my PC on the top floor, and bedroom on the floor below, down a narrow enclosed staircase. Just as I was getting up, the fly came into my bedroom as if to say 'there you are - come on now, it's time to get up'. Even though I doubted it could hear or comprehend anything, without thinking I said 'Ok, I'm coming'. I dressed and went upstairs for breakfast and a few moments later she had flown up the stairs to join me, again almost like a pet puppy.
My research indicated UK house flies typically live for about a month and don't hibernate, so I didn't expect it to live very long but it defied the odds and was around for almost 3 months: I went away in the middle and came back a couple of weeks later to be greeted in familiar fashion but the next time I went away for another fortnight I was saddened the fly was no longer there on my return.
I actually miss my pet fly, she was very special.
Videos: On my hand whilst using the mouse Preening herself on my dressing gown (on me).