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1. Foreword

I decided to create this website as a form of autobiography of various projects and interests I have followed in my life, written in a way I hope is interesting and informative for others who may be considering similar adventures.

A word of warning - unlike most websites, this one isn't refined with colourful pages and pretty diagrams. I simply don't have the time to do this, so you will find many unrefined photographs of pages from the personal logbooks I keep for each project. These are to assist others who have similar equipment issues - I thought it would be better to offer the information as it is rather than nothing at all. For now, I hope you will forgive the untidiness but hopefully benefit from the raw content.

By far the most detail is in the description of my current pet scientific project to build a personal LIBS (Laser Induced Breakdown Spectroscopy) system to reveal the elemental composition of matter.
 

REFERENCES SECTION

Do please utilise my References Glossary that hopefully provides definitions for all acronyms throughout this website. It may at first appear pedantic but is there to introduce as many people as possible to my fields of interest regardless of their level of knowledge. The LHC project in particular spans several scientific disciplines and is largely meaningless without the assistance of a glossary.

The Links sections contain a vast number of URLs to scientific papers and documents covering many topics.

SI UNITS

Pedantry! To those who live their lives by SI unit syntax, generally I adhere, but I deliberately omit a space between the value and the unit as I have found this variation flows better in text.

BUYING TO A BUDGET

Up until 2020 I bought most equipment from eBay USA which is why most things are priced in dollars. I live on a tight budget and limited purchases to around $200. I recognise that's still a sizeable sum for others, and there are far cheaper ways of achieving my goals using DIY materials, particularly as some of my purchases may appear esoteric or overkill for the task at hand. After 2020 things got harder as by then shipping had increased significantly and after Brexit, import duty also increased. Thanks largely to the UK's Conservative government, eBay USA is no longer the bargain it was and I am largely limited to eBay UK, which has far, far less surplus instrumentationlaser, and analytical equipment.

EQUIPMENT RATIONALE

The main driving factor for me is to acquire professional equipment as an investment for future use. I also get a lot of pleasure from taking it apart to see how it works, and fixing it if it's broken. Given much of it is obsolete, I have found it's often cheaper buying another complete unit than individual components that are invariably only available from the USA, invoking sky-high shipping and import $ on both the item price as well as the shipping price.

OTHER STUFF

The site also includes descriptions of some of my other projects and my various adventures abroad, motorcycles and macro photography.

HISTORY

I started off as a UK degree qualified (B.Sc Computer Systems Design: hardware and software) computer logic design engineer in the age when Texas Instruments was primarily a logic chip manufacturer, and their 7400 series TTL logic (which came into being around 1966) was the mainstay of commercial logic design, and DTL and RTL were still a recent memory, long before programmable chips and microcontrollers

let alone personal computers. It was the heady days of DEC computers when printed circuit boards were laid out by hand using sticky tape and we still had black and white TVs. To quote Douglas Adams:

'In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri'.

My university had a DEC PDP-10 mainframe computer which occupied an entire (and very large) room; floppy discs hadn't been invented and we used punched cards and Teletypes. One of the software sciences lecturers had one of the new and rare CRT monitors greatly envied by all students. 

From then until now electronics has always been a hobby and when I bought my first (and so far, only) house, I gradually built up its smallest bedroom into an electronics lab. I never did get around to removing the previous owner's nursery wallpaper, which is cringingly embarrassing in some of my research photos. Nowadays it would probably fall under the somewhat dubious title of a man-cave, and whilst the equipment it houses was mostly bought very cheaply on the surplus market, typically eBay USA, I have made a point of buying good stuff rather than rubbish. It is perhaps ironic a lot of the instruments I have were top of the range when I first started work.

In industry I found myself designing and working on divers products, ranging from digital logic cards and ferrite core stores to analogue and digital telephone and audio communications interfaces, PC peripherals, automotive, rail, aeronautical and marine control systems. Having maintained an interest in software from my degree, as well as designing hardware I also programmed in bit slice processor logic, programmable logic, assembly language and high level languages, often carrying these extra skills into personal projects I developed over many evenings in my fledgling home lab.

Over the years my home projects became more complex and I began to learn from these too, applying the same professional approach as at work. The LIBS system is my current project and it encompasses everything I have learned in life, presenting me with new challenges and knowledge as each day passes.

 

These challenges are not without their issues: this project is non-commercial and is purely for my own education and fun however I am not part of any scientific community, and cannot afford subscriptions to industrial research sites, therefore I pretty much work alone gleaning knowledge and answers solely
from the free Internet. As a result of this, whilst I offer here observations and knowledge I have built up over time, there remain many questions I cannot answer, which I am continually seeking to resolve in my research on-line or in my lab.

 

I would like to think of myself as an amateur scientist, but I am not sure if I am qualified to make such a remark.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy visiting my website.

BUCKET LIST

Actually I don't have a bucket list, but I do have a long list of what I've done:

I've been to 30 countries:

Austria, Australia, Belize, Belgium, Borneo, Costa Rica, Cyprus, Ecuador, England, Fiji, France, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Iceland, Italy, Leichtenstein, Libya, Madagascar, Malta, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, Scotland, Spain (+ Lanzarote, Tenerife) Switzerland, Thailand, USA, Venezuela, Wales.


I've lived in 5 countries:

UK; Belgium (Antwerp), Cyprus (Larnaca), Germany (München Gladbach & Düsseldorf), Libya (Benghazi).

I have:


Been roller skating,
Been ice skating,
Been tobogganing,
Been through the Alps by motorcycle,
Been through the Pyrenees by motorcycle,
Been around Europe 4 times on a motorcycle,
Been on a tram,
Been on a steam train,
Been on a diesel train,
Been on a train with a pantograph,

Been on and slept on a sleeper train,
Been on a suspended monorail,
Been on an upright monorail,
Been on the French Metro, the Greek Metro, the London Underground,
Been para-sailing,
Been sea fishing,
Been freshwater fishing,
Been river boat fishing,
Been sea boat fishing,

Been on a boat through rapids,

Been on a boat on an underground river,

​Travelled in a passenger liner and slept in a bottom cabin bunk,

Been snorkelling with sharks in view (unplanned),

Swum with and filmed turtles swimming on the ocean floor,
Swum with and filmed cuttlefish swimming on the ocean floor,
Been scuba diving,
Been in a submarine (submerged and moving).
Been on an aircraft carrier,
Been on a frigate
Been through a lava tube,
Been down a coal mine,
Been down a copper mine,
Been down a gold mine,
Been down a tin mine,
Been down a chalk mine,
Been down a salt mine,
Been down a slate mine,
Been through limestone caves,
Been potholing and caving,
Been on an archaeological dig,
Been to London, Paris, New York,
Been to Tintagel,

Been to Leeds Castle,
Been to Corfe Castle,
Been to Edinburgh Castle,

Been to Warwick Castle,
Been to Austrian Castle Neuschwanstein (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie),
Been up the Eiffel Tower in France,
Been up the Atomium in Belgium,

Been up St.Micheael's Mount (Cornwall),

Been up Arthur's Seat (Edinburgh),

Been up the Tower of London,

Been to Land's End,

Been to Cheddar Gorge,
Been to Stonehenge,
Been to Hadrian's Wall,

Been to Frankenstein in Germany,
Been to MIT in Boston,

Been to Jodrell Bank telescope centre,
Been to the Lost World in Venezuela,

Been to Tikal in Guatemala,

Been to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia,
Been to the World's tallest waterfall Angel Falls by foot and around it by charter helicopter,
Been in a cage full of wild flying foxes,
Been in the cockpit of a VC-10 in flight,

Been in a hovercraft,

Been in a Microlite, DC-3, Vanguard, Trident, VC-10, 737, 747, A310 & others,

Been in a helicopter at tree height following a river snaking through jungle,

Been over the Alps by helicopter,

Flown a helicopter,

Landed in an aircraft in a grass field with mud huts,
Landed in an aircraft on a thin strip of grass in the middle of jungle,

Photographed and filmed out of a Cessna flying with the door removed,

Seen the Mona Lisa in the Louvre,
Visited numerous caves in the UK, Germany, France, Austria, Thailand and Borneo,
Dug and panned for gold,
Collected fossils along the Jurassic coast in Devon
Been through the Andes,
Walked across and through a glacier
Been up Wollumbin, Mt Warning in Australia
Climbed to the  9,000 foot summit of Mt Roraima Tepui in Venezuela,
Climbed to the 12,000 foot summit of Mt Kinabalu in Borneo and watched dawn break on the summit
Climbed through snow to the 17,200 foot summit of Sangay live volcano in Ecuador,
Stood on Roraima mountain peak where Venezuela, Guyana and Brazil meet, 
Stood on the peak of Mount Snowdon in Wales,

Been up Hardknott pass in Cumbria (the steepest road in England) 
Walked under the wide Salto el Sapo waterfall in Venezuela,
Climbed up through a waterfall in Ecuador,
Swum under a waterfall in Thailand,
Waded through fast rivers,
Walked barefoot through jungle in Borneo,
Walked along tree canopies in Costa Rican jungle,
Swum in rivers in jungle,
Swum in a  pool under a waterfall in jungle,
Been on a zip-wire through a vertical river gorge,
Been on a zip-wire through jungle canopy (2km),
Been on a zip-wire through Aviemore pine forest (2km),
Camped in jungle,

Slept in a hammock in jungle,
Slept in treehouses in the rain forest canopy,

Ridden an elephant on its neck with my legs behind its ears,

Ridden on horseback in England, Wales, Scotland, Greece, Ecuador and Costa Rica,

Ridden on horseback through snow, sand, sea, deep mud, swamp, rivers, paramo, cloud and rain forest,

Ridden on horseback along the path of historical tracks through a deserted train station,

Jumped over barrels on bare horseback with one hand behind my back,

Played polo,

Ridden a bicycle,

Ridden a Mini-Moto,

Ridden a motorcycle around Brands Hatch UK race track.

Ridden a motorcycle around Goodwood UK race track,

Ridden a motorcycle at 140mph,

Raced in a Go Kart,

Raced in an off-road buggy,
Got my knee down on a motorcycle,

Pulled wheelies on a motorcycle,

Shot clay pigeons with a shotgun,
Shot targets with a 0.303" rifle and an airgun,
Shot two bullets through the same hole on a target in the outer centre ring,
Spoken to one of Jimmy Angel's partners [video to be added], 
Drunk Ecuador Indian Firewater,
Drunk spit-fermented Venezuela Indian village liquor,
Eaten caterpillars, moths, frogs legs, snails, emu, ostrich, crocodile and kangaroo,
Drunk water from a freshly cut vine in the middle of jungle,

Seen the Rafflesia corpse flower (world's largest flower) in wild jungle
Licked the skin of an agitated hallucinogenic toad's back (to no effect),
Seen a boa constrictor, sea snakes, crocodiles, scorpions, chameleons & tapirs close up in the wild,
Been attacked by ticks, leeches, malaria-carrying mosquitos, giant horseflies
and a few other things besides.

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