1. Foreword
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I decided to create this website as a form of autobiography of various projects and interests I have followed in my life, written in a way I hope is interesting and informative for others who may be considering similar adventures.
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A word of warning - unlike most websites, this one isn't refined with colourful pages and pretty diagrams. I simply don't have the time to do this, so you will find many unrefined photographs of pages from the personal logbooks I keep for each project. These are to assist others who have similar equipment issues - I thought it would be better to offer the information as it is rather than nothing at all. For now, I hope you will forgive the untidiness but hopefully benefit from the raw content.
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By far the most detail is in the description of my current pet scientific project to build a personal LIBS (Laser Induced Breakdown Spectroscopy) system to reveal the elemental composition of matter.
REFERENCES SECTION
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Do please utilise my References Glossary that hopefully provides definitions for all acronyms throughout this website. It may at first appear pedantic but is there to introduce as many people as possible to my fields of interest regardless of their level of knowledge. The LHC project in particular spans several scientific disciplines and is largely meaningless without the assistance of a glossary.
However I fully recognise the inconvenience of this and I hope to implement a floating help feature similar to Wikipedia. First I have to learn html!
The Links sections contain a vast number of URLs to scientific papers and documents covering many topics.
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SI UNITS
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Pedantry! To those who live their lives by SI unit syntax, generally I adhere, but I deliberately omit a space between the value and the unit as I have found this variation flows better in text.
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BUYING TO A BUDGET
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Up until 2020 I bought most equipment from eBay USA which is why most things are priced in dollars. I live on a tight budget and limited purchases to around $200. I recognise that's still a sizeable sum for others, and there are far cheaper ways of achieving my goals using DIY materials, particularly as some of my purchases may appear esoteric or overkill for the task at hand. After 2020 things got harder as by then shipping had increased significantly and after Brexit, import duty also increased. Thanks largely to the UK's then Conservative government, eBay USA was no longer the bargain it was and I am now mostly limited to eBay UK which has far less surplus instrumentation, lasers, and analytical equipment.
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EQUIPMENT RATIONALE
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The main driving factor for me is to acquire professional equipment as an investment for future use. I also get a lot of pleasure from taking it apart to see how it works, and fixing it if it's broken. Given much of it is obsolete, I have found it's often cheaper buying another complete unit than individual components that are invariably only available from the USA, invoking sky-high shipping and import $ on both the item price as well as the shipping price itself.
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OTHER STUFF
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The site also includes descriptions of some of my other projects and my various adventures abroad, motorcycles and macro photography.
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I started off as a UK degree qualified (B.Sc Computer Systems Design: hardware and software) computer logic design engineer in the age when Texas Instruments was primarily a logic chip manufacturer, and their 7400 series TTL logic (which came into being around 1966) was the mainstay of commercial logic design, and DTL and RTL were still a recent memory, long before programmable chips and microcontrollers
let alone personal computers. It was the heady days of DEC computers when printed circuit boards were laid out by hand using sticky tape and we still had black and white TVs. To quote Douglas Adams:
'In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri'.
Although primarily interested in digital electronics, I recognised the importance of software and my selected degree included both hardware and software tuition and even then, one of the included subjects was AI. I learned to program in multiple languages: Algol (algorithmic Language), Basic (Beginners All purpose Symbolic Instruction Code), BCPL (Basic ComPuter Language, forerunner to 'C'), Cobol (Common Business Oriented Language) and Fortran (Formula Translation). We were also introduced to specialist languages: APL ('A Programming Language' for matrix algebra) with a math symbol oriented keyboard, Gedanken ('thoughts'), Lisp (List Processing often used in AI), Snobol (StriNg Oriented and symBOlic Language), Simula (simulations) and of course hardware Assembly language.
My university had a DEC PDP-10 mainframe computer which occupied an entire (and very large) room; floppy discs hadn't been invented and we used punched cards and Teletypes. One of the software sciences lecturers had one of the new and rare CRT monitors greatly envied by all students. I remember getting 99 errors one day by omitting a full stop at the end of a statement line in COBOL, and congratulating myself on crashing the Fortran compiler with an obscure error for which there was no error message.
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The Computing Department allocated 'Resource Control Units' to us each week, which decremented as we used computer time. In the early hours of the morning nerds like myself learned how to contact the ethereal Godlike Operators in the computer room to encourage them to extend RCUs for free, probably because by then they just wanted to go home. I was an owl, and I remember spending many nights playing Dungeons & Dragons and Star Trek on Teletypes until 2am when the Operators left and the computer was shut down. Incidentally, the way to defeat the Klingons was to get them to align in a long line in space and then fly towards one on the end and fire at it, upon which all of the Klingons fired back, wiping themselves out.
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From then until now electronics has always been a hobby and when I bought my first (and so far, only) house, I gradually built up its smallest bedroom into an electronics lab. I never did get around to removing the previous owner's nursery wallpaper which is cringingly embarrassing in some of my research photos. Nowadays it would probably fall under the somewhat dubious title of a man-cave and whilst the equipment it houses was mostly bought very cheaply on the surplus market, typically eBay USA, I have made a point of buying good stuff rather than rubbish. It is perhaps ironic a lot of the instruments I have were top of the range when I first started work.
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In industry I found myself designing and working on divers products, ranging from digital logic cards and ferrite core stores to analogue and digital telephone and audio communications interfaces, PC peripherals, automotive, rail, aeronautical and marine control systems. Having maintained an interest in software from my degree, as well as designing hardware I also programmed in bit slice processor logic, programmable logic, assembly language and high level languages, often carrying these extra skills into personal projects I developed over many evenings in my fledgling home lab.
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Over the years my home projects became more complex and I began to learn from these too, applying the same professional approach as at work. The LIBS system is my current project and it encompasses everything I have learned in life, presenting me with new challenges and knowledge as each day passes.
These challenges are not without their issues: this project is non-commercial and is purely for my own education and fun however I am not part of any scientific community, and cannot justify subscriptions to industrial research sites, therefore I pretty much work alone gleaning knowledge and answers solely
from the free Internet. As a result of this, whilst I offer here observations and knowledge I have built up over time, there remain many questions I cannot answer, which I am continually seeking to resolve in my research online or in my lab.
I would like to think of myself as an amateur scientist, but I am not sure if I am qualified to make such a remark.
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Anyway, I hope you enjoy visiting my website.
BUCKET LIST
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Actually I don't have a bucket list, but I do have a long list of what I've done:
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I've been to 31 countries:
Austria, Australia, Belize, Belgium, Brunei (+ Borneo), Costa Rica, Cyprus, Ecuador, England, Fiji, France, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Iceland, Italy (+ Sicily), Leichtenstein, Libya, Madagascar, Malta, Mexico, Montenegro, Morocco, Netherlands, Scotland, Spain (+ Lanzarote, Tenerife) Switzerland, Thailand, USA, Venezuela, Wales.
I've lived in 5 countries:
UK; Belgium (Antwerp), Cyprus (Larnaca), Germany (München Gladbach & Düsseldorf), Libya (Benghazi).
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I have:
​Been in a tram,
Been in a steam train,
Been in a diesel train,
Been in an electric train with a pantograph,
Been in and slept on a sleeper train,
Been in a suspended monorail,
Been in an upright monorail,
Been in the French Metro, the Greek Metro, the London Underground,
Been in a funicular railway train,
Been in a rack and pinion railway train,
Been in several narrow gauge railway trains,
Been in a submarine (submerged and moving),
Been in an aircraft carrier,
Been in a frigate,
Been in a canal narrowboat,
Been in a speedboat,
Been in a hydrofoil,
Been in a hovercraft (over land and water),
Been in a boat through rapids,
Been in a boat on an underground river,
Been in a passenger liner and slept in a bottom cabin bunk,
Been in a Kayak 12km down a river and through countless small rapids,
Been riverboat fishing,
Been sea boat fishing,
Been freshwater fishing,
​Been snorkelling with sharks a few feet away (unplanned!),
Been scuba diving,
Swum with and filmed turtles swimming on the ocean floor,
Swum with and filmed cuttlefish swimming on the ocean floor,
Been para-sailing,
Been in the cockpit of a VC-10 in flight,
Been in a Microlite, DC-3, Vanguard, Trident, 737, 747, A310 and many more,
Been in a helicopter at tree height following a river snaking through rainforest,
Been in a helicopter to the top of Angel Falls in Venezuela,
Been around the Alps in a helicopter,
Flown a helicopter,
Landed in an aircraft in a grass field with mud huts,
Landed in an aircraft on a thin strip of grass in the middle of jungle,
Photographed and filmed out of a Cessna flying with the door removed (Costa Rica, Australia),
Dug and panned for gold,
Been down a gold mine,
Been down a copper mine,
Been down a tin mine,
Been down a coal mine,
Been down a chalk mine,
Been down a salt mine,
Been down a slate mine,
Been through limestone caves,
Visited numerous other caves in the UK, France, Germany, Austria, Thailand and Borneo,
Been potholing,
Walked over and through a glacier,
Been through lava tubes (Italy, Australia),
Been on an archaeological dig,
Collected fossils along the Jurassic coast in Devon,
Been on a scientific expedition looking for new species and sequenced its DNA,
Been to Tintagel,
Been to Leeds Castle,
Been to Corfe Castle,
Been to Edinburgh Castle,
Been to Warwick Castle,
Been to Austrian Castle Neuschwanstein (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie),
Been up the Eiffel Tower in France,
Been up the Atomium in Belgium,
Been up St.Micheael's Mount in Cornwall,
Been up Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh,
Been around the Bell Rock Lighthouse in a boat (12 miles east of Arbroath),
Been to John O'Groats,
Been to Land's End,
Been up the Tower of London,
Been to Cheddar Gorge and in its deeper caves,
Been to Stonehenge,
Been to the Ring of Brodgar,
Been to Hadrian's Wall,
Been to the Roman baths in Bath,
Been to Frankenstein in Germany,
Been to Jodrell Bank telescope centre,
Been to London, Paris, New York,
Been to MIT in Boston, USA,
Been through the Andes,
Been to the Lost World in Venezuela,
Been to the bottom of the World's tallest waterfall Angel Falls by foot,
Spoken to one of Jimmy Angel's partners [video to be added],
Been to the Aztec Teotihuacan Avenue of the Dead pyramid complex in Mexico
Been to the Mayan city of Tikal in Guatemala,Been to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia,
Been up Hardknott pass in Cumbria (steepest road in England),
Stood on the 1085m (3560 foot) summit of Snowdon in Wales,
Climbed to the 2810m (9,219 foot) summit of Mt Roraima Tepui in Venezuela,
Stood on Roraima mountain peak at the point where Venezuela, Guyana and Brazil meet,
Climbed to the 4095m (13,435 foot) summit of Mt Kinabalu in Borneo and watched dawn break,
Climbed to the 123m (404 ft) summit of Monte Nuovo volcano, Campi Flegrei (Phlegraean Fields) in Italy,
Climbed 400m (1312 feet) up the 926m (3038 feet) erupting Stromboli volcano in Italy,
Climbed to the 501m (1644 foot) summit of Vulcano active volcano in Italy,
Walked inside the crater of 698m (2290 foot) Nisyros active volcano in Greece,
Climbed to the 1159m (3802 foot) summit of Wollumbin, Mt Warning shield volcano remnant in Australia,
Climbed to the 1281m (4203 foot) summit of Vesuvius active volcano in Italy,
Ridden on horseback along the outer flank of 1633m (5358 foot) Arenal erupting volcano in Costa Rica,
Walked on the flanks of 1916m (6286 foot) active Rincon de la Vieja active volcano in Costa Rica,Climbed
Climbed to the 2708m (8885 foot) summit if Poas active volcano in Costa Rica,
Climbed to the 3403m (11,165 foot) summit of Etna active volcano in Sicily,
Climbed to the 5286m (17,3430 foot) snow-capped summit of Sangay erupting volcano in Ecuador,
Walked under the wide Salto el Sapo waterfall in Venezuela,
Climbed up through a waterfall in Ecuador jungle,
Swum under a waterfall in Thailand jungle,
Swum in rivers in jungle,
Waded through fast rivers in jungle,
Camped in jungle,
Slept in a hammock in jungle,
Slept in treehouses in the rain forest canopy,
Walked barefoot through jungle in Borneo,
Walked along tree canopies in Costa Rican jungle,
Been on a zip-wire through a vertical river gorge in Costa Rica,
Been on a zip-wire through jungle canopy (2.5km) in Costa Rica,
Been on a zip-wire through Aviemore pine forest (2km) in Scotland,
Ridden on a donkey as a small boy,
Ridden an elephant on its neck with my legs behind its ears,
Ridden on horseback in England, Wales, Scotland, Greece, Ecuador and Costa Rica,
Ridden on horseback through snow, sand, sea, deep mud, swamp, rivers, paramo, cloud and rainforest,
Cantered on horseback along the path of historical tracks through a deserted train station,
Jumped over barrels on bare horseback with one hand behind my back,
Played polo,
Ridden a bicycle,
Ridden a Mini-Moto,
Ridden a motorcycle around Brands Hatch UK race track,
Ridden a motorcycle around Goodwood UK race track,
Ridden a motorcycle at 140mph,
Got my knee down on a motorcycle,
Pulled wheelies on a motorcycle,
Been through the Alps by motorcycle,
Been through the Pyrenees by motorcycle,
Been around Europe four times on a motorcycle,
Raced in a Go Kart,
Raced in an off-road buggy,
Been roller skating,
Been ice skating,
Been tobogganing,
Shot clay pigeons with a shotgun,
Shot targets with a 0.303" rifle and an airgun,
Shot two bullets through the same hole on a target in the centre ring,
Seen the Mona Lisa in the Louvre,
Stripped and rebuilt numerous motorcycles and their engines,
Designed and created a full fibreglass fairing for a motorcycle,
Designed, built and programmed a computerised motorcycle dash,
Been in a cage full of wild flying foxes,
Drunk Ecuador Indian moonshine Firewater,
Drunk spit-fermented Venezuela Indian village moonshine liquor,
Eaten caterpillars, moths, frogs legs, snails, emu, ostrich, crocodile and kangaroo,
Drunk water from a freshly cut vine in the middle of jungle,
Seen the Rafflesia corpse flower (world's largest flower) in wild jungle,
Licked the skin of an agitated hallucinogenic toad's back (to no effect),
Seen a boa constrictor, sea snakes, crocodiles, scorpions, chameleons & tapirs close up in the wild,
Been attacked by ticks, leeches, malaria-carrying mosquitos, giant horseflies,
and a few other things besides.
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TBD
It has long been my desire to land and take off in an amphibious seaplane with a boat hull, not floats.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flying_boats_and_floatplanes
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